A nebbish school teacher asks the working class janitor how to deal with unruly students with hilarious results.

A frustrated uncle has a mishap at his young nephew's birthday party and decides to dispense with some hilarious but existential advice from the hospital bed.

The board director of a vampiric home owners' association has a frank chat with a powerless underling serving a 1000 year old home owner after the latter shows a certain attitude of impropriety.